Follow your heart, or the blood soaked trail. I prefer Skittles.

Listen as you read.

I've always been a man of faith. Following what was just and right in my heart. A man of morals. I grew up learning of my roots and how I became such a great man. Became the person I was. Never vain, never without compromise. Never without fault. I was the absolute perfect son any father would wish to have. The perfect son any mother would love to give birth to. The perfect sibling to brothers and sisters all over. If there was anyone to look up to, it was me. I would guide people in the right path, I would let them find eternity. I would give them hope in times that others would find darkness. I was the person, that people could count on. I could lead armies, with a wisp of my words. I could gather people to do my will. I could manipulate anything and anyone to my will. I could teach, where knowledge was lost. I could love, when love was blind.

Key part of all of this, everything is past tense.

The Adventures of Half-Sack 3: Return of the Boner

Been meaning to publish this one for some time, just didn't realize it's been so damn long. I feel like at times, I spew nonsense and bullshit, and yet people still read it aimlessly. My writing could be better, it could be structured better, it could even taste better. But I guess this is what I get for not taking it so seriously. I think I do good, at least for someone with no actual schooling in the arts except for culinary, although that was hogwash anyways. I think I need to go back to school. Not for the degree/diploma/certificate whatever. But for the sole fact that I miss the atmosphere. Going somewhere, doing nothing and making friends. Because honestly, I tried the whole homework thing, wasn't for me. I just pulled my pants up and did the tests or exams and an occasional project, and got some good marks. I don't care for the score at the end of the road. As long as people know what I'm about, they could care less if a 95% was beside my name. Why I say this? Because I can do things you can't, I'm a jack of all trades. Master of none. And I like that. Somewhat.